Tuesday 28 July 2015

new opus straight off the press

Rejoice, for Uma o'Gil has done it again! "No Histrionics Please" is available now for only three quid, complete with badly drawn cover. 

The companion piece to "You Know Yourself 2.0", 
"No Histrionics Please" revisits the opulent center of Dublin circa 2005 and undercuts its misguided attempts at madcap satire with (largely unsuccessful) helpings of Gothic horror. 

Featuring the likes of Roy Keane, Sinead O'Connor, Eric Cantona and many others, "No Histrionics Please"is an equal opportunity offender that takes no prisoners and asks the question: what if we were -in fact- fundamentally wrong? 
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." 

You'll laugh (at the bad English), you'll cry (at the amount of of minutes that you'll never get back reading it), but mostly you'll cry (with relief that this one won't stretch to 300 pages). 


Keywords: 
exile - Dublin - Ireland - Roy Keane - Sinead O'Connor - consumerism - the meaning of life - chocolate - pub culture - existentialism - your mum in flip-flops - the National Library of Ireland - diplomacy - dramatic twist - mobile phones - the LadyBoys of Bangkok - Eric Cantona - conspiracies - modern life - Gothic - the Cocteau Twins - progress - Sir Alex Ferguson - Guinness - John Peel - air travel - commercial radio - Bertie Ahern- life - death - bollix.

Please note that "No Histrionics Please" is not recommended for Guardian or Daily Mail readers.