Wednesday 15 July 2009

Modern Parlance

-"smug" = someone more intelligent than the speaker
in the same ballpark,
-"arrogant" = a winner
-"I'm not quite sure" = I simply don't know
-"annoying" = intense
-""po faced" = serious
-it's to longg!!" = anything over ten lines
-"pretentious" = cultured, arty


to be continued no doubt!

Monday 13 July 2009

Thank you.

-First of all, please bear in mind that this blog has to be read, er, backwards as it were: with the latest instalments appearing at the top of the page.

Thankfully the various chapters have been dutifully numbered and should be easy to follow chronologically (note to ******: that will be 1, then 2, then 3, and so on; no, the introduction does not come after the epilogue).

-Little explanation here. When I embarked on that project, I was barely able to breathe fully, walk, let alone carry anything -clearly I had to find some occupation/distraction and put my mind to it. Ha! Writing that pi*ce of crap certainly proved therapeutic! ...Anyway, here we are now, it's all of twelve months ago already so it's pretty much ancient history. Kept me occupied for about nine months in all -job's done!


-Finally -and most importantly-, Uma sincerely thanks you for your attention.

To be frank, the whole thing is a bit of a dog's breakfast, it certainly is all over the place and is -more often than not- something of a cringefest -but I like to imagine that it has its moments.
Yep.
Hopefully you (yous?) will be able to discover them and even enjoy them. If you do, don't hesitate to let me know, that would/will be appreciated.
Peace yous all!